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Skip the Starbucks or scratch off today because we all know you've had enough caffeine and you have 0 f'n chance of winning the lottery, and spend the life altering $1 and buy yourself a spot for the future.

Who TF are we?

We are the 1,000,000 millennials

Found and ran by a millennial herself who is inspired to make her own personal mark on this short life and ready to bring 999,999 others with her! The $1 you pay will go towards upkeep, web devs, and software to keep this site running until we all DIE. Yes, forever and ever and ever until the earth shatters and the world wide web is no more. What better way to say I made it in life then be 1 in a million / .0005% of all millennials to have ever lived, featured in a once in a life time website opportunity. When you look back on your life, do you want to say you did it all?  Will your current or future kids ( or fur baby's) be proud of you? Will they say WTF mom & dad?  Well, if you miss out on this wicked experience of your forever self being locked into the deep internet for billions of future humans to see, then you did NOT do it all. You destiny is waiting, and it's only $1 away. 

Don't leave your buds out. Send this onto them, or embarrass them with a photo they hate and buy them a spot too. Sharing is caring.

Want to be included any other future life altering moments? Go ahead and join the gang. Well, only if you decided to be in the .0005%, otherwise f off. 

Have a nice life

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